Cherie Blair

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the
car comes to a stop.

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get
out and check - you were driving. '

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair
ruffled with a big grin on his face.

'My god, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me. '

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie. ' I knocked on the door, and
when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur
and I've just killed the cow.

Submitted by: Bob